faun-songs:

Happy Birthday, bluandorange!!

This was inspired by that silly post you reblogged about tattoo artist!Steve’s workplace being right next to florist!Bucky’s flower shop.

You’re a wonderful personnn and I hope you like it <3

“Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.”

Unknown (via greatdreamsfordreamers)

anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

flomation:

xekstrin:

miss-nerdgasmz:

littlebunnybunbun:

ayujochuu:

ceruleanmakesasplash:

triple-fang:

DO WANT

Link please?

http://www.bodyline.co.jp/bodyline/showProduct2.asp?id=7576&pageNumber=1&pageStop=stop_5&noSubType=N

I want this

FINALLY, I CAN BECOME A RWBY CHARACTER

those were my thoughts exactly omg

That’s like attack kilt. I love it.

ilarina:

So open your eyes and see
the way our horizons meet.

Battle-tested, Captain America and his Howling Commandos quickly earned their stripes. Their mission: taking down HYDRA, a Nazi rogue deep science division. Barnes is the only Howling Commando to give his life in service of his country.

“HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake”

Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

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